- Elvis WInterbottom -
Zebras are just prison donkeys.
About Me
A Lifetime of Acting
I began my acting career as a child in Austin, Texas. Well, actually in Minooka, Illinois. The first time I ever went to Austin was like 3 years ago. I'm not sure why I wrote that. After high school, I moved to New York. That's not true either, I went into the Air Force. I then formed a small traveling experimental theater group. (Not true.) We were soon infiltrated by evil ninjas. (Didn't happen.) The rest is classified. (Again, not true.)
Available for Righting Projects
I'm really good at righting.
Inspirational Quotes
Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up on their dreams. Don't be an ironing board.
-Elvis Winterbottom-
The Interview
Interviewer: "Did you really play a water cooler?"
Me: "Yes."
Interviewer: "Why do you think they hired you?"
Me: "Because I never make a mistace."
Production Stills
