My awesome bio was written by somebody else:
Elvis Winterbottom is considered the greatest actor, writer, director that ever lived ever by everyone. Since he was born people have stood in awe of his talents. His fellow actors and directors have repeatedly asked him to stop being so much better than them.
Why one time Elvis was doing a play and the other actor’s parents all came to see the show, but when they were asked why they came they said they only came to see Elvis and not their kids. It was sad for the other actors but it was true.
So there you go. He’s really good.
And if you think that it’s me writing my own bio, it’s not. This is somebody else, it’s not me. I don’t know why you’d think that I’d write my own bio because I wouldn’t. I can’t help it if someone else writes a bio about me. It’s just the way it is. So again, to be clear, this is not me writing this bio it is someone else who I don’t even know but just decided to write a bio about me.